Everything and the Kitch'n Sync

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
boykeats
horreurscopes

it is human nature to weave strings of yarn, threads, or fibers together to make cloth and textiles

horreurscopes

humans will see a soft cellulose plant material or downy animal coat and say is anyone going to twist that staple fibre in order to make a cohesive thread and then not wait for an answer

justanotherlittlequeerdo

Seriously, spinning as a craft is ancient. Archaeologists recently discovered three-ply fiber that’s around 46,000 years old, blowing the previous “oldest fingers” out of the water by thousands of years.

But get this: It’s made from fucking TREE BARK. Can you imagine the dedication, foresight, and experimentation involved in figuring out how to harvest and spin that? On top of everything, it’s also lace weight. What the fuck, Neanderthals?

Article: https://arstechnica.com/science/2020/04/neanderthals-made-the-worlds-oldest-thread/



Also, big ole slow clap for the article writer.


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strawberryoverlord
frootrollup1

just because someone is your favorite character doesnt mean theyd have the same moral alignment as you. wheatley from portal wouldnt say "my pronouns are he/him, thank you for asking!" hed say "what uhh. what does that mean. um. you mean the nouns im most "pro" at is that what youre saying? i like to think im pretty pro,, at all nouns really. umm lets see... apple, kazoo, bubble, happy, door, umm... cake. not too fond of cake really i think its alright but. not my Favorite. if it were up to me though id eat a whole cake in one sitting. if i were a human. not a human, clearly. also not sure if id, know what cake even tastes like. if i tried it. no tastebuds. no Mouth... no. hole. anywhere on my body. haha um,, well anyways id. id say im pretty Pro Nouns. dont see why anyone wouldnt be... what? you mean what i Go By? what do you. ohhhh. ummm. the male ones. the male pronouns. if i can remember what they are... definitely the ones for guys. manly men. like me. pretty sure im a man,,," and you need to accept this

frootrollup1

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the comic

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whyamionlyabletouse32characters

so there’s this trans wizard and no one can remember the wizards pronouns and we’re all to scared to ask cuz the wizard has a pretty short temper and the wizard might curse us or penis blast us if we ask the wizard for the wizards pronouns or mess up the wizards pronouns so we all just call the wizard ‘the wizard’ in place of pronouns

whyamionlyabletouse32characters

#the wizard’s pronouns are the wizard and the wizard doesn’t even notice that everyone doesn’t know the wizard’s pronouns

seasetdreams
toskarin

youtube video game essayist: [on the verge of tears] but nothing could prepare me for what I saw next......

toskarin

I watched them die — no, worse than that, I sent them to die. these cheerful little friends of mine trusted me, they meant me no harm — I don't even know if they were capable of it — and I betrayed that. sure, I was fighting monsters, but was I any better? this was their home, and I had come to kill them.

[screen fades to black]

so... why is pikmin so compelling?